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  • Blog Feeds
    09-09 07:30 PM
    According to TRAC (http://trac.syr.edu/immigration/reports/240/), Justice Department data show that Immigration Judges are declining substantially fewer requests for asylum. Denial rates have reached the lowest level in the last quarter of a century.

    Twenty five years ago, in FY 1986, almost nine out of ten (89%) of the asylum requests in the Immigration Courts were denied. While the annual rates have gone up and down during the ensuing years, only half (50%) of the requests were denied during the first nine months of FY 2010 � a record low.

    One factor contributing to the improved success of the asylum seekers is that a higher proportion of the total are represented by counsel. It must be noted, however, that the number of those seeking asylum in court proceedings has fallen.

    he growing success of asylum seekers is partly attributable to increases in the proportion who obtain legal representation. The latest figures show that more than nine out of every ten (91%) are now represented, up from just over half (52%) twenty-five years ago in FY 1986.

    Asylum is relief for a foreign national to remain in the U.S. under legal status because the foreign national has suffered past persecution in his home country or country of last habitual residence, or because the foreign national has a well founded fear of future persecution in his home country or country of last habitual residence and such persecution is based on race, religion, nationality, political opinion or membership in a particular social group. So having a competent lawyer preparing your asylum case is a must in order to have a chance to win your Asylum case.




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2010/09/asylum_attorney_asylum_approva.html)





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    05-26 11:10 AM
    The Immigration and Nationality Act (Act) provides for the admission of different classes of nonimmigrants who are foreign nationals seeking temporary admission to the United States. The purpose of the nonimmigrant�s intended stay in the United States determines his or her proper nonimmigrant classification. Some classifications permit the nonimmigrant�s spouse and qualifying children to accompany the nonimmigrant to the United States or to join the nonimmigrant here. To qualify, a child must be unmarried and under the age of 21.

    F-1 nonimmigrants, as defined in section 101(a)(15)(F) of the Act, are foreign students coming to the United States to pursue a full course of academic study in SEVP-approved schools. An F-2 nonimmigrant is a foreign national who is the spouse or qualifying child of an F-1 student.

    M-1 nonimmigrants, as defined in section 101(a)(15)(M) of the Act, are foreign nationals pursuing a full course of study at an SEVP-approved vocational or other recognized nonacademic institution (other than in language training programs) in the United States. An M-2 nonimmigrant is a foreign national who is the spouse or qualifying child of an M-1 student.

    SEVP is the DHS program that administers SEVIS. It ensures that government agencies have essential data related to nonimmigrant students and exchange visitors to preserve national security. SEVP provides approval and oversight to schools authorized to enroll F and M nonimmigrant students and gives guidance to both schools and students about the requirements for maintenance of their status.


    ICE SEVP I-17 FAQs provide information for schools about SEVP certification, including background on SEVP and SEVIS, SEVP certification basics, an overview of the SEVP certification process, preparing the petition for SEVP certification, and preparing for a site visit.

    Click here for more info for Schools (http://www.ice.gov/sevis/i17/)




    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2011/05/f1_visas_sevp_faqs_on_form_i17.html)





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  • go_guy123
    12-14 03:49 PM
    Hello,

    Could anyone please suggest me a few consulting companies who can sponsor H1B visa? I am trying to bring my friend who is in India working for an automotive OEM. He was in Michigan for a while and he went back to India and it�s been almost more than 7 years since he left but now he wants to come back to Michigan.

    If anyone knows any consultants in Michigan would be perfect since I already have a job lined up (verbally) through my contacts but I am not successful finding an employer who can sponsor H1B for him.

    Thank you very much,
    G.

    Not possible. He needs a full time job by a US employers not a random petition by a consultant. USCIS now wants to see a final client contract for approving the
    H1B petition by consulting companies.





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  • hyddsnr
    05-27 11:50 PM
    Hi,

    Got a 1-797 Notice of Action today in Mail for my pending I-485 and the Notice Type: WELCOME NOTICE: SECTION: Adjustment as direct beneficiary of immigrant petition.

    In the details section it says" Welcome to United States"...your application for permanent residence has been approved...we will soon mail you a new Permananet Resident Card....


    HOWEVER, the online status still shows "Case pending" and NO LUD update.

    1. Any reason to get concerned as the online case status still show it as Pending altough I see approval in Mail Notice?

    2. Should i call customer service?

    3. How long typically the card in mail takes?


    Congratulations!!!
    Online updateds are done in batch jobs in the night.
    So i guess you should see change in online status tomorrow if not call customer service.



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  • TomPlate
    12-02 09:04 PM
    There should not be any issues changing the employer after 180 days. This would include proper way of resigning the company so that they don't do anything which will affect your green card.

    There are lot of response on this and you should check those.





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  • looivy
    03-10 03:12 PM
    Excellent news article.

    Not sure why the below news did not get the required focus on IV. Pardon if already posted.


    WSJ Key to Prosperity: Fix Immigration Policies, Says Dallas Fed - Key to Prosperity: Fix Immigration Policies, Says Dallas Fed - Real Time Economics - WSJ (http://blogs.wsj.com/economics/2011/03/10/key-to-prosperity-fix-immigration-policies-says-dallas-fed/)

    U.S. needs immigration boost of high-skilled workers
    Report: U.S. needs immigration boost of high-skilled workers - CNN.com (http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/03/09/texas.fed.immigration/index.html#)



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    08-19 05:30 PM
    According to a recent Newsweek article, Immigrants irrespective of their legal status are actually good for the job market, and boost the economy.

    Lou Dobbs, take note: immigrants are good for our economy. The most skilled create jobs in technology and engineering, says Duke professor Vivek Wadhwa, who estimates that in 2005 immigrant-founded engineering and tech companies employed 450,000 people and generated $52 billion in sales. But even the least skilled more than repay their costs in schools and health care. Two highly respected Australian economists, Maureen Rimmer and Peter Dixon, studied the issue for the libertarian Cato Institute. "The net impact on U.S. households from tighter border enforcement is unambiguously negative," they found, because even low-skilled immigrants expand the economic pie and create jobs farther up the ladder. Cato's Dan Griswold says the study shows a $250 billion difference between the most and least restrictive immigration policies.Read more here (http://www.newsweek.com/id/212147)

    Here is what Michael Bloomberg, the Mayor of New York (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/09_34/b4144053830583_page_2.htm), had to say about Immigration and the economy:

    America's deep pool of talent and technological knowhow will continue to make it a highly desirable location�and investment opportunity. And if Congress has the sense to fix our broken immigration system, our open society and world-class universities will remain a magnet for the world's best and brightest. That's important: Economists have estimated that every person arriving on an H1-B visa (http://www.h1b.biz/lawyer-attorney-1137085.html) creates jobs for five native-born Americans. Competing for talent and capital will also require all levels of government to invest more in our quality of life�mass transit, parks, schools, and so forth. That will help raise our long-term standard of living, even if real incomes don't rise appreciably in the near term.


    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2009/08/immigrants_create_more_jobs_th.html)





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  • divak
    01-19 12:53 PM
    Hi all.

    Case approved in September. 4 months later still no card. made multiple inquries and walk-ins but nothing.

    Does anyone have any suggestions?

    Thanks.



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  • Biking
    05-30 05:09 PM
    Thank you very much for the reply. I did not receive any interview letter. In the approval notice, it was mentioned that it will take 3 weeks.
    How long it took for you?





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  • maheshf
    08-15 04:35 PM
    I will be travelling outside US using AP by end of this month. I don not have valid stamped visa. Recently small part of my old company (A)got acquired by new company and my job was moved to new company (B)

    Lawyer at company B applied for New H1 in May 2008 ( old is still valid till 2009)�but haven�t received approved 797 notice yet.

    Can I travel outside US and comeback without haveing approved new 797 notice. I do have EAD and old 797.

    Any issues ? I don�t want to abandon my H1 status.

    Gurus please advise.
    Thanks



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  • krishnam70
    05-07 12:45 PM
    USCIS Revises Filing Instructions and Direct Mail Program for the Application to Replace Permanent Resident Card (Form I-90)

    WASHINGTON � U.S. Citizenship and Immigrations Services (USCIS) published a Federal Register notice on April 28, 2009 that changed the filing location and filing instructions for the Application to Replace Permanent Resident Card (Form I-90). The revised filing instructions require applicants to submit supporting documentation with their applications. Prior to this change, applicants were instructed to bring their supporting documentation to their biometrics appointments. The notice also revises the Direct Mail address for the Form I-90. Applicants must now file their Form I-90 and supporting documentation with the USCIS Lockbox facility in Phoenix.

    This change in filing location affects all I-90 applicants filing a paper form, including those applicants filing the I-90 because their previously issued card was never received or because their existing card has incorrect data due to a USCIS error. This notice does not affect applicants filing an I-90 electronically or whose place of residence is outside the United States.

    Beginning on April 28, 2009, applicants must submit their Form I-90 and supporting documentation to the USCIS Lockbox facility in Phoenix for initial processing, using the following addresses:

    USCIS
    P.O. Box 21262
    Phoenix, AZ 85036

    For USPS Express Mail and Courier Service deliveries, use the following address:

    USCIS
    ATTN: I-90
    1820 Skyharbor Circle S Floor 1
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  • singhsa3
    04-24 08:34 AM
    What was your I-485 receipt date (Note: I am not asking for your PD)
    Guys,
    I don't know if here is right place to post this or not. I responded to RFE about 30 days ago and got an email update that TSC has got my response and the case processing is resumed. That was 485 and TB skin test that I had to do again.
    Anyone has any idea what is normal time after response to RFE? I am EB3 with PD of Oct, 2003.
    Do you recemmend me to call service center or go for infopass?

    Thanks.



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  • greatzolin
    08-27 01:21 PM
    I invite you to go to the next site..
    we are tracking all July 2nd filers w/ different cleark's who signed.
    I'm a "victim" of Pitcher.
    Good luck!

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=14





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  • Anshika
    08-21 11:58 PM
    Hi,

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  • Neocrack
    05-08 07:40 AM
    I used AP twice. Both times I gave only one of the AP sheets, which they stamped and returned back.





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  • pradhanleena
    05-17 01:02 PM
    Can someone employed on a H1B visa do small private/independent consulting on the side in the same field of work? Or can he/she get paid as a private consultant in his/her home country while on H1B visa in the US?



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    04-26 11:30 AM
    We are posting the recent list of petitioners who received an approval in FY09 of Form I-129, requesting initial H-1B status for the beneficiary employee. Approximately 3,000 initial H-1B petitions are not accounted for on this list due to missing petitioner tax ID numbers.

    While the full official final list of biggest H1B visa employers for FY2010 for the season has not been released, this preliminary list has been released for the Top employers this past US immigration year.

    An H1B visa is a temporary working visa for professional positions, which allows foreign nationals to live and work in the U.S. for up to six years. This visa is an important tool for any employer to get the highly qualified technical expertise it needs to operate and grow its business.

    If you compare the top 25 employers of US visas in 2009 to the past Top 100 H1B visa employers of FY2009, that many companies like InfoSys, Tata and Satyam have dropped substantially both in the number of US visas for foreigners applied for and their overall rank. In the cases of Tata and Satyam, they are not even on this top list anymore.

    This further shows again both the fallacy of the arguments perpetuated by bigots in the US Congress and the US media about foreign companies (mainly Indian) taking the jobs of US citizens.

    Click for the full list Download file (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/list%20H1B%20employers%202009.pdf)





    More... (http://www.visalawyerblog.com/2010/04/h1b_visa_attorney_petitioner_l.html)





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  • zCool
    10-21 12:39 AM
    Relax.. it's no big issue..
    Unless you are going to use it for Driver Permit application or something.. no one cares..

    Your 485 App shoud have right name that's it





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  • JunRN
    10-05 04:54 AM
    YES! EAD is your license to work for any company, even for those not sponsoring you. It doesn't matter if your i140 is approved or not, you can work with EAD and that is legal.





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    07-26 10:02 AM
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    mrsr
    06-17 10:08 AM
    A# will be on yr approved I140 above yr name ,in beneficiary column
    both . copy of i94 original + approval notice . is shd have the same number if u have not travelled outside



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