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  • gopher
    Sep 13, 09:06 AM
    The Mhz myth is true. When Genentech is able to use a dual 1 Ghz Mac to go 5 times faster than their PC counterparts, and Photoshop up to 90 % faster than a Pentium IV 2.53 Ghz on a dual 1.25 Ghz Mac, the myth is true. Even the Athlon 2.6 Ghz is faster than the 2.8 Ghz Pentium IV. In some instances even the 1.6 Ghz Pentium III is faster than the Pentium IV. Mhz has nothing to do with speed. When your stage is 3 times longer, you have to go three times as fast to catch up.

    If your Mac is slower than a PC for any reason on the same application it is because the software hasn't been optimized for the Mac. Write the software developer before you complain about the Mac speed. Get them to develop for Altivec. It makes a world of difference.





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  • XnavxeMiyyep
    Jul 5, 12:54 PM
    My mom is buying a new iMac 17" soon, and I was wondering how I would get the files from her Windows 98 machine to the iMac via Ethernet, because she doesn't have a burner. Would it be the same as networking to Macs, or would it require special software?





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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 25, 04:29 PM
    If his lips are moving, beware. :rolleyes:





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  • AppliedVisual
    Oct 10, 11:39 AM
    How long can the limited supply situation be true though? I mean we're talking Intel here they must have huge amounts of manufacturing capability being ramped up for these chips. Possibly even being switched away from the production of Yonahs.

    I guess we'll see. It's literally anyone's guess.


    Yeah, usually a shortage today means a surplus tomorrow. And I still have yet to see or read any tangible evidence of this shortage. Intel is very forthcoming about such shortages and they have said NOTHING. Every major PC manufacturer, even Apple with their C2D iMac systems, are shipping 2.33GHz C2D chips just as fast as anything else. All the rumors of delays are complete bunk. The people squaking over Dell's web site showing 10 to 17 days to ship a C2D XPS notebook are obviously uneducated in the ways of Dell. It always takes them 7 to 24 days to ship a system.. Always. And adjusting your CPU choice on those systems makes no difference to the ship date.

    In other words, there is no shortage and no reason to even consider a shortage as a reason for the delay. Other forces are at work here... Be it Apple pride, stupidity, heat problems or just a genuine deisre to totally mind-****** their customers, Apple knows what they're doing.



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  • notjustjay
    Nov 17, 03:55 PM
    Stolen goods or not, nevermind that - but $300 per kit? :eek:

    Why not just buy a white case?





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  • thejadedmonkey
    May 5, 12:26 PM
    Devil's Advocate:

    I bought a Netbook Holiday Special ($199 normally $399 with ATI chip and graphics and Win 7 Home Premium) from the MS Store last Dec.

    MS took off the manufacturer's build (with tons of bloat-ware) and put their own on. It included a lot MS of extras (photo, video editing, music editor - sounding familiar?) and their premium Anti-Virus with lifetime subscription.

    When it booted, it only asked for my username and the type of network to connect to (again - familiar? LOL)

    I haven't had any problems with it whatsoever... :eek:

    Just food for thought...

    A lot of people on this board forget that Windows is the OS leader for a reason...



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  • corbin_a2
    Mar 25, 08:29 AM
    I called my local verizon store. girl told me she would only sell an original ipad bundled with their mifi. Forget it.

    Go in the store and talk to someone else. I got one no mifi, no problem.





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  • SuperCachetes
    Mar 11, 03:28 PM
    I too will be swapping out my US made foreign car for an "American" car, but anymore, I'm not sure what that means.

    Good point. There is a little article in the April Car and Driver that lists all of the cars assembled in North America and their actual domestic parts content. Some of it is pretty shocking. Sorry, I don't think they have it online, but if somebody really wants it, I can scan it.

    As an example, the Honda Accord and Toyota Camry are both 80% U.S./Canadian parts content. The Chevrolet Silverado pickup? ...61%. :eek:



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  • carlgo
    Apr 15, 06:59 PM
    If by normal people he means peopleofwalmart.com then yes.

    They need a laptop cuz they need a lid to close fast when others enter the room...





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  • mikes63737
    Dec 6, 02:13 PM
    Macs have the intelligence built in to auto-connect independent of the cable type. It doesn't matter what kind of cable you use, your Mac sorts it out internally. Cool, huh? :cool:

    I didn't know that. That's kinda cool!



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  • PinkyMacGodess
    Oct 11, 10:52 AM
    Why not just add phone capabilities to the iPad? Call it the Mega-Pad? Or the Maxi-Pad?

    Making more than one size phone for sale at the same time makes no sense. The only way that it would make sense is if the iPhone wasn't selling very well and Apple needed to 'pander to the masses' to build market share of they figured out a way to have a 'clam shell' design and maintain the operability of the interface.

    The problem with multiple sizes is that the cases would be numerous and retailers wouldn't want to carry them and the chances that a very small iPhone would use the same accessories (chargers, etc) is small...

    I think that Apple would be crazy to dilute their market by adding smaller and naturally less capable units. I already think that the new Nano will fail because it's 'sorta like a Touch, but not quite'.





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  • jglavin
    Jan 8, 11:57 PM
    +1 on spotty push... gonna give it a few days and see if it improves. What I am looking for is similar behavior to the mail app... I do not want alerts to pop up, just sounds and a badge. This is not working at all for me. I have yet to see the badge update itself. Alerts were working for me, but quite annoying (because as we all know the "ambient noise" level on Facebook is very high).

    Is there a place to report these bugs to the developer?

    Edit: I am also seeing the problem with updates remaining available after being installed, as well as sporadic issues with the Push notifications system on other apps. 3 billion downloads might be taking their toll on Apple's cloud... hopefully the new server farm goes online soon...



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  • jonharris200
    Nov 2, 12:56 PM
    I have four friends who have just bought a Mac. All of them switched from PCs.





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  • ValSalva
    Apr 26, 04:44 AM
    At this point in time most non-enthusiasts are barely comfortable reinstalling an OS. They'd be totally lost if OS X wasn't on a disc. I'm sure Apple doesn't want to have to deal with all the extra support calls and will provide Lion on DVD for any Mac that has a SuperDrive. DVDs are on their way out but still have a lot of mainstream life in them.



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  • sam10685
    Apr 11, 03:18 PM
    Put almost 8 hours in so far. Really enjoying it! Having a really hard time with chapter 2-4. Are you guys finding it hard or is it me?





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  • Bubba Satori
    Apr 6, 01:06 PM
    :( I am starting to think why do i have a mac, as i need so many dam adapters.

    100 billion in the bank.



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  • seb-opp
    May 2, 01:52 PM
    that is NOT, and I repeat NOT a white iPhone, that is a fake white Phone. NOW, Do you get it? :cool:


    Agreed, there were aftermarket front and back plates for sale since last year so you could convert your black iP4 to a white one, the picture must be of one of those modified white iPhones.


    Otterbox, a maker of iPhone 4 cases, also confirms http://www.otterbox.com/iPhone-4-Reflex-Series-Case/APL7-I4XXX,default,pd.html?dwvar_APL7-I4XXX_color=20&start=2&cgid=apple-iphone-4-cases:


    No evidence that they have the white iPhones, they could be basing it on the possibly faked image





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  • jeffreyropp
    Feb 18, 11:45 AM
    Notice Steve is the only guy without wine?

    Why would you say that unless you're trying to get people stirred up? They all appear to be drinking water (which seems odd and rather sobering)!





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  • Grolubao
    May 5, 06:06 AM
    Take a look at the light bleeding in the lower right. I'm thinking of returning it, and getting another unit. Thought I'd post first to see if this is normal with all units.

    I don't have one, but my Sony Panel has the same problem. It's the technology that does that





    munkees
    Mar 28, 01:38 PM
    EF-s lenses produce smaller image circles. So they are lighter (and cheaper) than a comparable EF lens would be. That's it.

    Note the focal length is always the focal length. A 50mm lens still has a 50mm focal length on a 1.6 crop camera. It has a different effective field of view, but that's not the same thing.

    Also note this has been going on forever: a 50mm lens on a medium format camera (obviously with a bigger image circle) as a different field of view that it does on a "full frame" camera.



    None of this is true. The focal length does not change. The effective field of view (once again not the same thing) of the 10-22 is the same as a 16-35.2mm lens would be on a full frame camera. If you use the 16-24mm lens on a crop camera it will not have the same effective field of view as the 10-22.


    so I understand (sorry, my brain has been damaged), if the 16-24mm is used on a crop it would be 24 - 38. Canon made the 10-22 to give the crop people an equivalent lens like the 16-24 on the FF.

    also the ef-s 18 - 55 would be like a 28 - 90mm on a FF.

    OK this helps,

    I trying to work out what lens I want to purchase, or whether to save my money, and just go FF, and stick with EF lens, just want to make wise investments.





    seashellz
    Sep 27, 07:25 PM
    If LEOPARD doesnt arrive until spring...





    iAlan
    Nov 11, 01:19 PM
    ???????

    Indeed.

    Really good that Apple Japan is stepping up with these commercials - iPods are ubiquitous now let's make the Mac too





    bretm
    Apr 16, 03:04 PM
    Is it me or is Apple becoming a silly caricature of its own 1984 ad?

    Steve looks more and more like the guy on the screen every day!





    XNine
    Sep 19, 11:34 AM
    This girl must have you star-struck, eh? Sending messages over to other computers in the apple store is difficult. They always have these odd names for ichat/bonjour services, so it's not likely you'll be able to do this on your first try. You could be sending a message to another GUY somwhere in the store for all you know.

    The only way to really accomplish this is through ARD, and even then it's usually locked down with a password. I believe the password is the name of the OS at the time, then a symbol like a star, then the last two digits of the year. But whatever.

    Honestly, is this girl THAT hot? If so, here's what you do:

    -Gain entrance to the store via the opposite side of where she is (right or left door)

    -Hide back by the genius bar/theater.

    -When she makes her way to the back of the store to go to the back area, jump in front of the door, and say something witty like "MEAT PUPPET!" she'll be surprised. This is the moment of opportunity!

    -Quickly crouch and grab the back of her legs, lift her and sling her over your shoulder.

    -Then, sprint with her over your shoulder as fast as you can to the front of the store while making bellowing grunting sounds, even the occasional word like "UNGA!" or "MRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

    She will be both surprised and delighted that your ferocious behavior has gained the attention of her employees, that she'll willingly be your slave for years to come.

    Course, you could always go with chloriphorm if all else fails.



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